Dear Urban Outfitters,
Thanks for providing 26 songs for free to highlight the upcoming Pitchfork Music Festival. Your site, however, is downright horrible: Urban Outfitters – Features – Pitchfork Playlist.
Now, I know the garish stuff from the ’80s and ’90s is a popular fashion comment today, but let’s keep it to only clothing, ok?
Please, oh please, let us not soon see the return of the dancing baby, or anything resembling a GeoCities site from the late ’90s in the name of irony. We can do it for fun using the GeoCities-izer online. It shouldn’t be part of your online strategy.